Wednesday, February 23, 2011

New Government Emblem

A faithful reader just sent me a text (well, a series of three texts) that I had to share, as it's rather apt.  Enjoy:

"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."

Well put, faithful reader...well put.


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