Alright...It's time to think. Today, I will pose a question, and I hope you'll comment with your thoughts.
If someone were to tell you that you were definitely going to be arrested in the next year, what would you bet the crime would be? There's no need to confess to past things you've done and are on the lam for hoping not to be caught.
Me personally...If I knew I was going to be arrested, I would assume that I would be held in contempt of court while fighting a parking ticket or other small violation...followed closely by racketeering and extortion.
-MSG
Definitely prostitution for me.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it would be for Public Indecency. Then I learned that women can go topless in New York as long as it isn't for business - so that rules out that arrest warrant.
ReplyDeleteNow I think it would be for throwing a ball at someone's head for fun, which is clearly against the law but also unfortunately a critical part of Hallway Water Polo.
That explains a lot (mainly why you could never win!). The whole goal is to throw the stress apple past the person into the goal. If you throw it at them, it won't go past them.
ReplyDeleteCouple that with your impeccable aim (remember all those throws into the bathroom?), and you have recipe for defeat!
-MSG
I knew my aim was bad so I would purposely go for the head knowing most of the time I'd miss.
ReplyDeleteAlso - to clarify - the indecency comes from the fact that I am too lazy to close the shades if they are partly open when I get dressed.