Wednesday, December 22, 2010

"He Got Toe Jam Football."

Ever since I first heard Abbey Road, specifically "Come Together," I'd wondered what in the sweet sassy malassy "toe jam football" meant.  Before I go on with the post, I'll let the Beatles enthusiasts have a few minutes of fun: to refocus.  It has been said that the Beatles were ahead of their time.  I will go as far as to say they were 41 years ahead of their time.  I have no idea how John Lennon could have foreseen this, but today, his cryptic lyric has a concrete meaning.  I am of course referring to New York Jets head coach, Rex Ryan, his wife, and their mutual foot fetish.  More after the following footage:

I can't say for sure whether this is Rex and his wife, but I wonder a few things regardless:
1. Why in the Hell would someone make a movie like that, let alone post it on youtube?
2. I have never seen Rex Ryan stay mum on anything...Have we found the secret silence elixir?  What took so long???
3. Will this little piggy go wee wee wee all the way home after playoff "defeet?"
4. How long till place kicker, Nick Folk, sues for sexual harrassment?
5. Why does Rex Ryan look like a mix of a fat Ron White and a sober Gary Busey (if such a thing exists)?  Consider: + = ?

Tell me I'm wrong...I dare you!  Okay, so maybe that last one isn't related to the foot thing, but's been on my mind for the past year or so, and I can't keep it bottled up any longer.

Really, who cares about what the man and his wife do on the privacy of their own internet?  Hey, it's not as embarrassing as what Chris Cooley and Brett Favre did.


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