The other day, I burned my tongue on some soup due to a combination of two things: 1. It was very hot and 2. I was experiencing hunger-driven impatience. As a result, my tongue has become the source of pain and lack of ability to truly taste what I'm eating. Both consequences are simply intolerable. My idea is to combine two items that on their own would not be too useful, but together could solve a lot of the world's problems. I present to you Baloecon (Bay lo' kin) Drink. It is a concoction comprised of aloe vera juice to soothe the tongue burn and bacon ranch dressing to incentivize the tongue to start tasting properly again. Tell me I'm not brilliant!
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