True Recession

Unemployment, GDP, inflation, interest rates, etc...These are all things used to discuss the state of the economy. However, when pundits look at these things, they often draw different conclusions about the state of the economy.  I would like to present you with indisputable proof of a worldwide recession.

However, due to the fact that I can't sell this information at a high price due to the economy, I will lower the ransom on this secret information I hold.

Yar,

FSG