Type 1
- Borator - n. A boring public speaker
- Lettruce - n. An agreement between farmers
- Colden Ages - n. The glory days of the Ice Age
- Centsitive - adj. Cognizant of money
- Plumpkin - n. A bulbous pumpkin (alternate meaning: a fat child)
- Confiction - n. A literary work about a fictitious convict
- Predeem - v. To rectify a mistake you make before anyone else notices
Type 2
- Bovine - n. A vine that has been decoratively tied
- Jacket - v. To steal a particular object (alternate meaning: Censored...too crass to post)
- Excitation - n. Something referenced in the past
- Triton - n. A measurement equal to 6,000 lbs
- Porcupine - n. Cubed pork ready to be put on a kebab skewer
- Dictator - n. Mr. Potato Head when he mistreats his wife
- Monetize - v. To transform something to appear Jamaican
Just as before, I am interested to see what you come up with. Please post your ideas in the comments!
-FSG
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