Wednesday, January 5, 2011

One More Round of Deep Thoughts

These ones aren't mine, but I found them on the interwebs, and they amused me, so I figured I'd do a wee bit of sharing:

1.  What if there were no hypothetical questions?
2.  Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
3.  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4.  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown as well?
5.  If you ate both pasta and antipasto, are you still hungry?
6.  If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?
7.  Why aren't hemorrhoids called "assteroids?"
8.  Why is it called "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot at them?
9.  Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
10.  If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
11.  What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12.  If a parsley farmer is sued, do his wages get garnished?
13.  Can an Atheist buy insurance for "Acts of God?"
14.  If the police arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
15.  If you spin an Oriental person around three times, do they become disoriented?


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