Today, Elmo sent me an email containing some deep thoughts (in the same vein of Thought Provokers) that I'd like to share with you. Let's just consider this my forwarding it on to many people, so I have good luck!
1. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
2. OK..... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as
the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,'
what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
3. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from
diarrhea does that
mean that one enjoys it?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would
they call it Fed UP?
6. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked, dry cleaners depressed and prostitutes delayed?
7. If it's true that we are here to help
others, then what exactly are the others here
for?
8. You never
really learn to swear until you learn to
drive!
9. Whatever happened to Preparations A through
G?
10. At
income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words
'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?
-FSG
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