Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Thought Provokers Redux

Today, Elmo sent me an email containing some deep thoughts (in the same vein of Thought Provokers)  that I'd like to share with you.  Let's just consider this my forwarding it on to many people, so I have good luck!

1.  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
2.  OK..... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
3.  If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
4.  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5.  If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
6.  If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, dry cleaners depressed and prostitutes delayed?
7.  If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
8.  You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!
9.  Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
10.  At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?


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